Admittedly, I don’t really know the Japanese TV market at all, but I’d safely bet that there aren’t many TVs being sold there with a resolution less than a budget 4.5" smartphone

Cell phones, marbles, the bones of your enemies. For when you really need to blend, there's Blendtec.

Cell phones, marbles, the bones of your enemies. For when you really need to blend, there's Blendtec.

Sorry GM, that Aluminum Man bit was pretty much offensive in every possible way. I’ve been over the focus test commercial since the first one, but this one is so bad I’d be surprised if it’s not actually scripted by marketing geniuses that couldn’t pick out a nerd at comic-con.

Could be. It’s not ‘military grade aluminum’, it’s ‘military grade aluminum alloy’.

He says that,but...

No German automotive manufacturer would ever have dared to show such an ugly potato in public.

Also in Microsoft’s defense: fuck the goddamn Patriots.

Didn't you watch the video? It is a game set in the AC universe where you are planning a wedding and have to go around tasting cakes. Duh...

Good news!

I’m guessing because he is a fucking idiot.

No, this is.

Track: Reagan | Artist: Killer Mike | Album: R.A.P. Music

From 30HP

At least Zelda isn’t a girl.

Sadly I’ve never had good luck with Aukey products. They seem cheap compared to comparably priced Anker products.

Sadly I’ve never had good luck with Aukey products. They seem cheap compared to comparably priced Anker products.

The day that Mario Kart drops local vs. races is the day I stop buying Nintendo games. Except Zelda, because I’ll always buy new Zelda.

I wonder how long before Whole Foods puts these on sale as ‘Artisinal bamboo skewer water’?

Don't drink and drive. It's safer to taxi.

I don't think this was the $500 car. Isn't this one an M3?