Admittedly, I don’t really know the Japanese TV market at all, but I’d safely bet that there aren’t many TVs being sold there with a resolution less than a budget 4.5" smartphone

Cell phones, marbles, the bones of your enemies. For when you really need to blend, there's Blendtec.

Cell phones, marbles, the bones of your enemies. For when you really need to blend, there's Blendtec.

Where the hell does one purchase caltrops from?

Sorry GM, that Aluminum Man bit was pretty much offensive in every possible way. I’ve been over the focus test commercial since the first one, but this one is so bad I’d be surprised if it’s not actually scripted by marketing geniuses that couldn’t pick out a nerd at comic-con.

Could be. It’s not ‘military grade aluminum’, it’s ‘military grade aluminum alloy’.

He says that,but...

No German automotive manufacturer would ever have dared to show such an ugly potato in public.

Why do we believe that providers will just eat the loss and not shift it to massive rate hikes?

Also in Microsoft’s defense: fuck the goddamn Patriots.

Didn't you watch the video? It is a game set in the AC universe where you are planning a wedding and have to go around tasting cakes. Duh...

I read earlier that they had two tankers to work with. Not sure if both were used, but I would hope so for this same reason. Otherwise, it’s just bad science.

“Reindeer” is both the singular and the plural. No need for the ‘s’.

Good news!

This has 6 outlets, probably 4 if you use wall warts and only costs $8. Sticks out a bit from the wall, but still has a pretty clean look.

The Postal Service IS a minor miracle. Typewriters smell amazing. People who can’t put down their smartphones at dinner are social maladapts. Sometimes I miss my flip phone.

I’m guessing because he is a fucking idiot.

No, this is.

Track: Reagan | Artist: Killer Mike | Album: R.A.P. Music

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I don't think this was the $500 car. Isn't this one an M3?