If a thing doesn't exist within the 5 boroughs, that thing becomes very confusing to a certain kind of person.

There are several pop stars I could see them getting (needlessly) upset about, but Beyonce?

Especially considering that Beyonce is so resolutely PG-13.

The story is confusing - there are two players on trial, but the quote says that three players are black and one is white. So are there 4 players involved here or 2 or what… 2 aren't at trial yet or haven't been charged. I am confused.

Ugh, that mess is NOT pizza.

Why would you want to develop a taste for sweet potatoes? Sweet potatoes are disgusting and sweet potato fries are an abomination.

I also think the sleeves are not quite right - like a bit too long. The hair and makeup is totally on point. I also wonder if the fabric looks nicer in person than in photos, the flash might be misrepresenting the fabric...

I'm seriously pondering a caftan. Natori makes really nice ones. Maybe I just want one because they're expensive… But I like the idea of lounging in something that I can also walk the dog in but that is not sweat/yoga pants.

I like both pieces but not together - which i guess is why she did it...

Open carry, while legal is over 20 states, is not allowed in Texas.

The same is true where I work. I can look at all the Gawker sites but Jezebel.

Experience has taught me to say OK, even when I'm not really feeling it because lo and behold 10 minutes or so into it… oh, hang on, I guess I am kind of in to this.

It's great. It's awful. It's great. It's awful. SHE'S MY SISTER AND MY DAUGHTER! Discovered it a few weeks ago on the treadmill and now I can't quit it. I'm not proud.

This is not the human equivalent of a smart dog though.

I don't really experience marriage as work. I've never consciously maintained mine in 8 years.

The only times I've ever hear this song is when my friends post to Facebook videos of their children singing, or rather SCREAMING along to it. But this does not make me like it more.

It's so insincere - right?

They don't seem like sincere invitations to me… I assume they just got sent to everyone in their friends list...

Yes, if the party is organized to the point that an actual invitation has been proffered, not responding is quite rude. But these evite and Facebook events things…I can't with these.

You left out opening jars, reaching things on high shelves, doing... stuff? to the car.