I have a rare autoimmune disorder, you would not believe how often people (sometimes doctors) tell me that I must not have it because it is rare. Drives me batty.

Other than wanting the person filming to TURN HIS PHONE 90 degrees, (not sorry) this was great :)

Back when the internet was new - ca. 1998 I think. A boyfriend that I was on the fence about sent me an attachment that took FOREVER to download. And it was a picture of a monkey peeing. So I ended it.

Thank you for putting cleansing in quotes. Depriving yourself of solid food does nothing to cleanse any part of your body. I didn't even read the article I just came here to say you cannot cleanse your body by not eating — that is not a thing.

Every inch of Thanksgiving belongs to Walmart

Even if a hazmat team came through afterwards, I cannot imagine ever being able to relax again in a room in which I had once expelled every effluvia a woman's body can produce.

If you are goofy enough to want to deliver a baby in your home (I mean safety issues aside, the MESS…) then yeah, you have ask these questions.

I was born in Australia and adopted by an American man married to an Australian woman, who then moved to the US when I was 2. I have no birth certificate, but I have had 2 passports since I was 6 months old.

I met her once.

They are a horrible brand with boring designs and insulting marketing and you can get much better quality for their price point at any decent department store, never mind online. I don't understand how they continue.

Except when he tries to anal sex you without permission.

I don't know, I don't see color. RACIST.

I mean, never mind that it would save you 100s of dollars a year, it also is probably way faster, yeah?

She's actually not literally a princess, she's a duchess.

I fucking hate pot luck. I don't want to cater your party. How is that fun?

That doesn't sound right - the Affordable care act guarantees that all insurance plans, even the basic ones, cover 100% of well woman and contraceptive (except for certain religious exemptions). The so-called catastrophic plans were specifically eliminated under the Affordable care act.

The first time my nephew tasted raspberries he vomited them all over me.

The virus can't live very long on fabric or on hard surfaces and it is not airborne. If someone was helping the patient get in and out of dresses they should rightly be concerned and everyone else should chill the fuck out.

What is really telling to me, and kind of gross, is that from the author's point of view you can do all the partying and football watching etc as long as you aren't too attractive - then you are just complicating felinity or something. If you do those things and also happen to be very attractive (hot), then you are a…

Houston's NPR is 24 hour news. Maybe they meant the last commercial news radio station. Honestly, I didn't even know there were 24 hour commercial news radio stations.