Vagina?

That looks...kind of fun no?

Doesn't Amtrack go NYC to Montreal? It's (partly) because it's an international flight, there's all kinds of weird taxes and fees on international travel.

Thank you for saying that. I mean why being slightly uncomfortable (OHMYGOD SOMEONE RECLINED THEIR SEAT!!!) for a few hours 4-6 times a year makes Americans so crazy I can't understand. If it is cheap and it is fast, it isn't likely to be good, but the upside is: you get to afford to go somewhere cool. Suck it up! GAH!

Nope. Southwest even lets you check one bag free.

Sometimes my husband will ask me "Do I look silly in this?" He gets an honest answer every time.

In my experience there is not a lot of law in family court and it attracts exactly the kinds of lawyers/judges who not only don't mind that fact, but prefer it to actual legal theory. (i.e. busybodies who want to get into other people's drama).

Nope nope nope. Do not put clothes on dogs. A sweater if they are cold and that is it.

He probably has a green card, which would allow him to get a SS card. But it is also a pretty big tip off that you aren't a citizen. But maybe he didn't understand that a green card, which indicates permanent residence, is not the same as citizenship. It's unlikely but it's possible that he is that stupid.

A layer of chili cheese fries between each pizza.

I would definitely take up your second issue with an attorney. I am quite sure that you can have a custody agreement that specifies that her mother cannot have overnight guests when your daughter is visiting.

Since you are studying it, or pretending to on the internet, wouldn't newborns infected with (not merely exposed to) develop symptoms of TB? I mean, since they have no immune system or whatever.

Ginger needs to hit the gym. That's all I'm saying.

If you didn't feel bad it about it, you would have a problem. You are a normal human (i.e. not horrible, but sometimes not that great).

The idea of them trying to buy beer is amazing.

My grandfather was a gyn/onc and he saved thousands of lives (all female) over 60 or so years. It always makes me SO stabby when people accuse male gyns of being perverts.

Just leave 20% and don't fret.

HOW MANY KIDS DOES THIS GUY HAVE?! I guess I could wikipedia it…

I actually live in Houston where the leaves fall down in the spring, but since it's Gawker, I adjusted...

On Friday my neighbor's yard crew blow his leaves onto my yard. On Saturday my yard crew comes and blows my leaves onto my neighbor's yard. On Sunday the wind comes and blows all the leaves everywhere. The existential angst of autumn.