"Oh, what a great time to show restraint."

clickbait omg smh

he put the bucket way too far back back back

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

"Don't draft this guy."

Goodell was initially going to let it slide, until he heard there might be a joint involved.

I'd like to imagine the stool's response would be "Go to hell, man. Don't fuck this up for me!"

I would also like to state that the picture is good and not bad.

strong argument from both sides here

I like how she's good at sitting on stools.

Actually, it's bad.

I like it. This picture is good.

[picture of Windows 95 desktop with Minesweeper game open]

Finally, a non violently pornographic comment. Thank you, sir.

"It comes off more like sending a couple a Christmas card after you ran over their kid."