Good for you, girl. Stay strong and stay focused on what’s improtrant!

Slayer kicks them in their pussy balls.

Strawman horseshit. HRC alienated swing voters. Don’t try to hang this on Bernie supporters.

He doesn’t need a tie tack. He needs to button his fucking suit when he’s standing, like a gentleman does. He’s got all the gold, class oozes out of him, so it’s a quandary .

Do you have tin foil hats for each of your teeth?

Not freeze dried. Flash frozen. Yuuuuge difference. So Yuge.

obligatory gifs. yay.

Stop eating whole grains and almost all dairy. Eat meats/cheeses/eggs/natural ingredients....

Simmons?

I’d probably settle for my hospital tab

Whether or not you’re competent to stand trial is a Constitutional issue that requires a defendant have the mental capability to understand the charges and can rationally discuss the case with their attorney so they can provide a reasonable defense. In competency cases, if a defendant is found to be incompetent, many…

Punitive damages, which are awarded by a jury. Although, those are not indicated in the article. Maybe his wealth was overstated? Although, he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to do that.

Yay, haven’t seen a pointless gif reply on Deadspin this year!

Playing fair doesn’t mean playing scared.

He was winding up for the punch before she touched him the second time. He was ready to swing the whole time.

I think he’s a very simple HUMAN BEING.

In the U.S. once the act ranges outside of a natural act of the sport, civil and criminal liability attaches. I’ve personally defended a rugby player in criminal court for a “dirty” hit that caused extensive orbital damage. Obviously, the “beyond-a-reasonable-doubt” mens rea (criminal intent) standard in criminal…

Suck Feattle.

Maybe it was ghost written by Billy Haisley!

How did you not utilize any curse words in this, Burt?