I want to punch this doughy dumbass in the face.

....

This may be the single greatest post ever on this website.

Do you have anything to support that claim?

yeah, sure you do, buddy

what about black people?

came here for this.

Don’t blame the guy. This clown is legitimately scary.

Update from Marquise’s mother:

Big fan of your stuff, Justin, but this is a poor take.

“Dumb reasons”, as in nobody is buying enough of them to justify their continued production?

Don’t tell C&D: http://blog.caranddriver.com/heres-our-wild-ass-speculation-about-how-much-horsepower-and-torque-we-think-the-dodge-challenger-demon-will-make/

*cries in corner of internet*

god just shut the fuck up. some of you people congregate on this new corner of the internet and come up with ways to feel victimized by white people. no kind gesture goes unpunished.

that’s, uh, harsh.

*Furiously gobbles Dippin Dots*

“AP: Most were saying, “Not this white woman,” or “No one I know!” I’d say, “[Fifty-three percent] of white women voted for Trump. That means someone you know, someone who is in close community with you, voted for Trump. You need to organize your people.” And some people said, “Oh, I’m so ashamed.” Don’t be ashamed;…

Good? Yes. “ridiculously awesome”. eh, no.

In typical Gawker fashion, it could have been:

Give it time. You saw how well covering politics worked for Gawker...