Deadspin, 6/25/14: "They met for three-and-a-half hours, then vapidly announced that the game's result couldn't be altered by any outside body because, well, um, it couldn't."

Or at least get a free meal. My understanding is that soccer players, outside the MLS, get roughly eleventy-bajillion dollars per game. If you're paying eleventy-bajillion dollars for a buffet, you eat twelve-ity-bajillion dollars of crab legs (human arms). That's macro-economics 101, brah.

The worst thing he did here was make me feel sympathy for the Italian soccer team. That's just cruel.

The bite-dive....there's only one player in the world that can pull that off. This is a master at work.

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

Never Walk Alone.... Good advice in Brazil.

don't worry - looks like that 2 can be pretty easily change into a 3.

At this point, I'm pretty sure he's just misplaying the ball so he can throw runners out.

On the bright side for Mexico's players, it's going to be a lot closer to 20 days than to a month.

*Scans Deadspin site*

God, did you see him drop the bat? And smile in that postgame interview? RESPECT THE GAME, ASSHOLE.

Catorade bath??

Georida....imagine the young athletes.....and it'd also look a bit like a cocknballs when turned on its side.

...not to mention the fact the original Tea Party was about taxation without representation but somehow this new Tea Party started off all libertarian and now has just reverted into a radical conservative Christian right-wing group operating under a new name.

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