Rockets fans don't.

So he's gotten slightly, older, been slightly hampered by injuries, and has performed slightly worse... That is your entire article?

If some woman ever gets confused enough to accidentally marry me, I hope that one day I can do something to make her half as happy as Ellen was last night.

Well that does have the word cat on it, and it is the internet, so you're not wrong?

That is where I think this differs, he's not being legally punished in any way, he is essentially being fired as an employee/part owner of the NBA.

This shit drives me crazy, just because someone doesn't agree with the punishment of a racist doesn't also make them a racist. I have gone back and forth on whether or not I think they should be allowed to force him to sell the team. I have decided that because its a group of investors that are voting to oust a…

You would be amazed at the amount of data they actually looked at before putting any of this stuff together. I worked for a company where we rotated to different divisions, I was in marketing for like 3 months, and those people are batshit insane and believe everything they say/write. Its a joke and a complete waste…

Hey, I want my home team announcers to be homers. I love watching the Rockets home broadcasts (and I realize I'm one of the few who can) because those guys are the homerest of homers. It makes games more fun to watch, because I'm somehow less biased than they are.

Loved the call from the first video "YOU JUST KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, YOU JUST KNEW!!!!"

It's going to be awful not seeing the incredibly awkward in-game exchanges between him and Popovich. Hope he makes a speedy recovery, and cancer can go fuck itself.

Uh, do you even baseball bro? Force play, no tag, he tagged up due to fly ball, other baseball buzzwords, etc...

I have a friend who has a friend who has a prosthetic leg. They went to a store, and the parking lot was compltely filled, so he used his handicap pass, something he didn't like doing but it was apparently the only option. They get out and some guy yells at them "what the hell handicap do you have?!" So this kid…

I'm a little iffy on how old I was exactly, but it was youth soccer. I normally played midfielder bc nothing mattered in little league soccer. One day however, both of our guys that played goalie (I believe it was the first year in soccer you play with goalies, however I'm not sure) were sick, so they asked for…

Actually you're the idiot. The regions are defined regions, not something open to interpretation, as definied by the United States Census Bureau. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_r…