So many beautiful rings. And so many bad manicures. I am ashamed of myself to have been tainted by decades of hand models that I even notice that. I blame it on working at a beauty salon for so many years. #realhands y’all.

http://www.localcoffeetea.com/ has excellent teas. I would trust them much more than unnamed herbalist in Sarasota who sold me a pricey tea blend that I think was repackaged Publix tea.

Funny! I had endometrial cancer six years ago and had them take EVERYTHING out. I did have a wrecking ball of instant menopause kick my ass. Bit I don’t miss the PMS, cramps, shitdoIneedaplanBpill, etc. My uterus must have looked just like that bitch in the third frame.

That is gorgeous.

That is a hoot! Is your husband a Russian arms dealer? A pro athlete? Fess up. Do you even wear it out of the house? I would be afraid that I would get mugged for it.

Best manicure!

Where is he registered? Did he start a page on the knot? Is he picthed TLC for a “Say hallelujah to the dress: Resurrection special.”. Weird.

Like climbing Everest ‘cause the Sherpas don’t count y‘all.

No doctor wanted to take her on? That is horrible.

Perfect match to go with the Guccis!

Westworld was an awesome movie. I had no idea that they were making a series out of it.

Throw yourself a bash doll! I had some blue highlights put in, wore a gown (no tiara though) and did NOT write no gifts on my invitation. Open bar. Invited everyone! I would have had a fireworks display for myself if I had the funds.

What is on Shania’s head? I NEED one. And I just had my 50th party. Damn.

This is so dumb.

She looks closer to my age than a barely legal. And I am OLD.

Please let her write a song about it. Please.

I had nightmares for weeks after that episode. That epi and “Home”. Still get creeped out.

Is that the daughter or the Mom sitting next to him?

Did your grands look somethin’ like this? Love them!