Did your grands look somethin’ like this? Love them!

You should have patented the clubland brurse!

What a nightmare. The HA’s became involved with two girls that I went to HS with in the 70’s. I look back now and realize that they were raped and trafficked. I am happy to hear that you lived through that ordeal as one of the girls that I knew did not. I wish you the best in your continued recovery.

I went apewire ‘cause I thought
Like I’d like it little tease
But I didn’t mean it
But you mess with the goods doll, honey you gotta pay, yeah

A good time was guaranteed for one and all
The tattoos did target practice in the hall
While waiting for their number to get called out
I, I, I, I found out what the wait was

Maybe she feels that taking some of the blame gives her some power over what happened. In a very fucked up disconnected way. I am very sad for her.

Date rape wasn’t recognized at all in the 80’s. It took years for me to be able to put a name to what happened.

Everyone smoked everywhere then! People were smoking in elevators. My aunt used to smoke a cig in the shower. It wasn’t weird to smoke on a plane at all. I do get spooked when I am on a craft that still has the no cig light or ashtray because those planes are probably very old.

I am with you Grrrl. I throw shade at people wearing rags to the theater also.

Now you get off of the plane smelling like farts. I run for the shower when I get off of the plane.

I still dress for travel. I am amazed at the folks who travel in pajamas and their pillows. Not the little neck pillows. The pillow from their freaking BED? Who decided that was OK? That is not OK.

The ad doesn’t specify wine as a nono does it?

Tomato bread trumps bagel.

And Catalonian tomato bread! I’d give up sex/wine/smoking for a paid gig where I could have unlimited tomato bread. Would that be gluttony though? Fuck...

Her she spent a lot of time IN rehab? I know that she enters rehab but she doesn’t seem to stay very long.

Did you get a decent gift from him at least? Or was his party that happened to contain your wedding count as your gift? Idea for payback - play your entire wedding playlist at his funeral.

I wonder how much that costs? Guesses?

They look like people who would invite a C lister to their wedding. And that hem would have caused the designer to get the auf from Project Runway. It looks like she is dragging a dead fish behind her.

Did you make up “So help me plastic Jesus”? I may owe you royalties for a looong time.

You need to start writing that screenplay for Lifetime channel!

Frayed hem + heels + Margaritas = guest appearance on “Secrets of the ER”.