Her outfit is embarrassing. She at least used to dress like a lady compared to the rest of those “mutton dressed like lamb” housewives. Ugh. And Andy Cohen. Ugh.

My youngest sibling was born when my Dad was 52 and her Mother was in her mid 40s. Sib had a lot of issues with having older parents ranging from mild annoyance at Dad always being complimented on his lovely granddaughter to profound anxiety about her parents dying much sooner than her peers. It was a huge issue for…

Didn’t y’all hammer out the kids issue before you got married?

Referring to women as bitches as a term of endearment is vulgar. Go back to making fetch happen honey.

I could win that phone book challenge girl!

The porn industry requires STD testing - why should it be any different if your job will require deep kissing in some scenes.

Sorority gals from FSU or Ol’ Miss right?

You agree to performing monkey status when you invite an audience and make them bring gifts.

Can’t you gals get her to runaway bride?

I didn’t do any of that crap at my wedding. The smushing cake in the face and crazy DJ hands out straw hats and sunglasses can exit stage left also.

She forgot to call on Mother’s Day.

And everyday some new tidbit. It’s almost as if she hired a publicist. I think that her first stab at a new career should be Hallmark for a “You better send a Mother’s Day card” promotion.

Don’t you think that was made up? I think that was a model girlfriend lives in Canada attempt to put off whatever Davina’s gaydar might pick up. The look on her face after he told her that was telling - like her perfect new life was ruined by him having a past that included another woman. It was all weird. No wonder…

Stanley Kowolski all the way.

This season was so different from season one. The first year was interesting because it looked at all facets of what makes a relationship work or not. Would I put myself in that Truman showesque petri dish of a show? No. But the show did spark a lot of interesting discussions between me and Mr. Nono.

Ryan was checked out after consummating the marriage with Jaclyn. I don’t know if she continued with her attempts to dominate him in every aspect of their lives by coming at him with a strap on or what but he was gone after that. They never really had a home life anyhow so it can’t be a big loss.

I bow to you Sir.

I thought a zine was a magazine. I’m old. Also what is this “Bye Felicia” phenomenon.

Do we get to see the videos of the men who throw the test to create a diversion and run out of the house?

I like her too. Her Mom programmed those kids to be famewhores and millions of someones - Lord knows who they are - watch and buy because of the K’s. Kim is a very beautiful woman - I don’t judge women by how they get there be it gene or scalpel driven. She appears to be a hands on Mom. She isn’t running around doing…