Hahahahaha! That kidnapping would be a very profitable fat farm/spa retreat!

Lilly hasn’t been a luxury brand for ages. It’s demographic now is more mean sorority girls who wear Lilly along with their Pandora jewelry, Uggs, monogrammed everything, flat irons, etc.

Has Affleck commented?

I am waiting with baited breath so see the Sandra Lee White Kwanzaa cake! Bring it. Green corn nuts for everyone!!!

I am not even sure which one of them should be insulted. It’s like a koan.

Why oh why isn’t there video???? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

She has the same right to express her opinion as anyone else does. BUT every white dude who took her class and was graded a C will be suing now. Nice work Professor!

Please don’t do this. Please. You do NOT have to use every last molecule of mascara. Buy the small tubes or multi packs and discard them after two months. Staph infection, pink eye, etc. Just not worth it as a money saver and very bad advice.

Ah the brilliant Barney Fifes of the TPD. Young black men hanging from trees are suicides. Two months to locate the gay FSU student even when the body was 20 yards from the last sighting of him on a surveillance camera. Regularly pulling over black motorists because a similar make and model car was just used in a…

The garter toss is disgusting. And the smashing cake in someone’s face.

We used to honk if Mom was taking too long in the store. LOL

And why is Mike Tyson convicted rapist and documented abuser in the hangover movies? Like it’s cool to know him?

That is why they make a separate closet for the commode. Which is genius. And don’t even get me started on the Pinterest gals who recycle toilet paper rolls. Gah!

No kidding. It’s like a goodbye Vince enjoy your new home and being crab food!!! Love you! Peace, yoga and unicorns!

If English is her second language and she is a wreck over her boyfriend drowning there may be some chance that her reporting may be confusing.

Hubby number one thought that the wedding cash was given in the spirit that he should use the money to hire an escort for a threesome! Now there’s a gift.

If Kelley is OK with it then everyone should be. She is probably relieved to be with a man who doesn’t use her for target practice.

They had better give her a bodyguard.

She can even work those crazybrows! What came first the kewpie doll or Miss Bo

She looks like a RealDoll now. What must Kris Jenner tell these girls to have them all get procedure after procedure when they are years away from even needing an eyelift.