I’m glad to see Alpha 5 is making an appearance. I was worried Solo wouldn’t take itself seriously enough.

That’s too bad. I hope that Bendis doesn’t take over the new Superman titles, because Tomasi and Gleason have finally found a vulnerability in the man of steel that was sorely lacking in previous iterations. Superman, much to my chagrin, is the best DC title out right now.

Wait...Darkest Dungeon is beatable?

If this is what constitutes a Minnesota style pizza then I guess I’ve been eating it all my life in Southwest Ohio, except we just call it pizza.

I’m a bit confused by people’s reaction to The Punisher. This is a show about people broken by the never ending war machine that is the U.S. military and intelligence apparatus. How would it be anything but bleak and hard to get through? As a veteran I see this to be somewhat cathartic, because the show does seem to…

Man of Steel was in black and white too...right?

I thought Justice League was very good. The dour tone of the first two Snyder-verse movies was gone. They actually had Superman in color, which, after watching Man of Steel, was a nice shift for the character. I think we’ll get a Flash movie now, because Ezra Miller was one of the best parts of JL. Cyborg could have…

His marine training was what gave Snyder the gall to put him in the BATMech, right? That story arch was terrible.

I find it hard to believe Ben Affleck finds anything “exciting” anymore.

Those Fury Max issues were some of the best spy stories I’ve read in a very long time. Ennis really got the style and themes for Fury and Punisher.

Of course white people know what B&M’s are. Everyone confuses all white people with white people with money. White folks without money know how to freak a Mild, but we prefer Backwoods.

But how is the narration?

The Accountant was NOT a good film. It was a poorly executed knock off of the Bourne franchise. Nice try Affleck.

Thank you for placing that clip at the end of the piece. As soon as I heard him say “daddy” I projectile vomited.

I’m sure that there will be bad guys on both sides.

We’re going to need more pouches and ammo on him; also, I think we could go bigger with the gun...and action!

Can I direct Suicide Squad 2?

So Legacy will be exploring bad comic book tropes and watered down, disgruntled versions of the heroes we have come to know? But there are TWINS!

Are you kidding me, with this who is a Skrull?! Tony-fucking-Stark, the villain of almost every movie he’s appeared in.

The only thing Supes was killing in Kingdom Come was that ponytail.