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BEES!!!!

Jon Stewart had my favorite Oscar joke of all time, and it was at least partially improvised:

I think you meant, "also seems more than a little bit sexy."

Whoopsie Goldberg.

Star Wars (apart from the Darth Maul one)

more like RKEA? AMIRITE?! HI FIVE! :D

Playmobil is only good for a hand job.

It has been almost a year since I went to target and about a week and half ago I went and bought a friend a B-day card. Damn.

Nope, there's no stoppin the Olsen twins.

Unforeseen efficiencies of capitalism are revealing that low prices and innovation are not necessarily the optimal state for a market. What economists, governments and corporations are finding out is that you actually need people who can afford to buy the crap you're selling. Which is why even conservatives are

I love the concept. Now make a version that I can wear as a costume and we're talking!

*LOL*

Having a 928, I would love a high end phone that carried both windows and android.

That's not quite the case - They have very high limits, which usually isn't a problem, but the catch is, because of the mid engine layout, when you hit the limit, there's little-to-no-warning. I can vouch for this from personal experience, luckily it cost me a mere control arm, balljoint, bearing, and mag, as opposed

You know how fast they must have been going to do this to a Carrera GT? These cars do not just fold up on impact, even fairly significant ones. They must have been flying.

Excuse me stewardess....but I speak Jive.....

The next version will let the pilots drive in style....