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mynameisj

broken link on the "illumiroom"

Not to worry, we're well into the 2000's so obviously flying cars will fix that issue.

Got the perfect wallpaper for this tablet:

Grammer ain't wot it used to bee.

Kids and their instant gratification, lazy asses....

Wow, that thing boots up fast....

wait...is that a MINI USB charging port?

how long before someone on xda has this rooted and flashed with cyanogenmod

I smoke cigarettes and eat oysters, so fuck you Science!

Depends on what you have in there. If a hacker knows you have a fantastic saltwater aquarium, killing the power/turning off the heat in winter/etc. could cost a lot in dead fish. Maybe turning on the automatic sprinklers in winter (hello, pipe damage)?

Yeah I'm with you dude ... you see this kind of weird case rearrangement all the time coming from random Chinese case manufacturers and in all those cases it's written off as Chinese kookiness, but Apple does it and, "OMG SO INNOVATIVE! THERMAL CORE!"

If a Nuke doesn't kill us we can always count on Google's imaging to disappear us.

Looks like a water tower not a nuke

It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.

People who can't function without the old start menu befuddle me.

Hmmm, so I guess I know what you use your iPad for...

Hope Jackie shows up too...