You call those burnouts? Nonsense! This is a burnout:

Because GHOST HEAD!!!!!

...and to think that we were blaming it on the cows this whole time? Poor poor cows.

Star Trek Khan will play Jungle Book Khan.

Could somebody please explain to me why one would not be better off just BUYING a Windows PC anyway?

You're not allowed to say The Verge over here.

That moment when I realized how old I am to understand this, hilarious nonetheless!

This is the first game that actually makes me want to buy a Playstation in 11 years, and it isn't really a full game.

It's because they couldn't find any conservative Republicans who posted those "coward's way out" posts" THAT's why.

I feel like I've seen a ton of movies marketed on the strength of "shit blowz up good."

Something along the lines of Bridesmaids or The Heat would be great, and please not a 2 hour Swimsuit Issue rendition. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing but that would inevitably ruin the Ghostbusters and I wouldn't want that.

You either die a hero (Harold Ramis) or you live long enough to see yourself become Baloo in The Jungle Book (Bill Murray).

Build a spaceship that travels across space with this engine and you'd have a believer out of me, otherwise it's NASA (or it's personnel) fishing for more publicity.

..I'll check that flow chart later.

The topless duck lady scene near the beginning of the movie was disturbing. Oh yeah, spoilers there too.

On one hand it's brash-ness is what makes it American, on the other hand you do have a point: it should be classier and sophisticated. Hmmmm.......

Wow, it actually purrs like a cat out of hell, go figure.

Will it actually fly again or will it spend the rest of it's days as a show room queen?

This must have been what he drove when something happened on the way to heaven.

I saw the hamburglar and thought this article had food in it :/