That moment when I realized how old I am to understand this, hilarious nonetheless!

This is the first game that actually makes me want to buy a Playstation in 11 years, and it isn't really a full game.

It's because they couldn't find any conservative Republicans who posted those "coward's way out" posts" THAT's why.

..I'll check that flow chart later.

On one hand it's brash-ness is what makes it American, on the other hand you do have a point: it should be classier and sophisticated. Hmmmm.......

Wow, it actually purrs like a cat out of hell, go figure.

This must have been what he drove when something happened on the way to heaven.

I saw the hamburglar and thought this article had food in it :/

Yesssss!!!!

Next logical step would be to do the Chrysler 300 and embarrass some E63 and M5 owners.

Honda Civic SI Hellcat

What's the deal with China's and Korea's (both) low regard for humanity?

Have your children, love your children, let your children love others to counter the shit that's going on in this world.

If there have been missile attacks on aircraft in the last few days then WHY THE HELL would air traffic control allow commercial flights in this region?

America's most popular vehicle is also one that wouldn't work anywhere else on the planet.

This must be on Jalopnik as there is a Chevy Trailblazer in the GIF

"The cat, meanwhile, is now officially the best fucking cat in the history of the goddamn world. "

I don't buy most produce as I find that they rot faster. I've bought Bananas that never ripen and mushrooms that grow mold out of the package.

Getting a lift kit would denote your need to go off road. Wanting to go off road would denote your need to just buy a Wrangler instead.

GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!