mynameisj
mynameisj
mynameisj

This video may be cute and cuddly but the fact that any one of these could rip my neck open and drag me away is sheer terror.

It seems as if you are basing your statement on the assumption that people believe god/gods created something or caused an event merely on the precept that whatever "something" is unexplainable.

Really? The sudden fear of getting the rash from hell has been replaced by sudden anticipation of watching my wife squeal out as we zip down a ten and a half story slide.

Take this fruit fly for instance:

...but can I eat it?

When I read about the Galaxy of the week I wish it was about NASA finding a new galaxy out there but no, it's about Samsung releasing another crappy "Galaxy" branded phone.

When I read about the Galaxy of the week I wish it was about NASA finding a new galaxy out there but no, it's about Samsung releasing another crappy "Galaxy" branded phone.

The thief was obviously not aware of iCloud.

Give me injections with long needles in my ass cheeks, give me 1,000 stitches on my gut without anesthesia, give me multiple root canals within 45 minutes, but whatever you do DO NOT touch my eyes, not even within a small vicinity of my pupils

A HONDA INSIGHT!??!?!

The wing tips resemble cigarettes

A car like that in the blistering hot weather like where I live will promise to deliver cooked fish fillet in 10 minutes flat.

If the suffocation from the ash won't kill him then the suffocation from the bag will.

Nope, when people get scared, that's where the details are.

That will amount to the biggest, gnarliest wedgie fest ever. My shorts go up my ass really bad on a 40 footer I cannot imagine what this would do.

Windows Metro STRIKES AGAIN!!!

I'm amazed as to how a few decades of sand erosion can eat up entire buildings.

"Simba, remember who you are..."

It looked more as if she jumped to grab the agent hanging off the rear of the car as it was speeding away.

0:07 - 0:08 reminds me of this