Seems that your argument with these points is to say that "You can't be as irresponsible as you want to be" (excluding the fourth point). I laugh and am terrified, simultaneously, on your fifth point where you seem to say that children are better off plucked and dead than to be given a chance at adoption (this…

I was expecting to read about 10-core, 20Tb SSD, 32GB RAM sort of stuff, very impressive nonetheless...

...duh! Those who love music are those who are willing to look for it...and find it. Yet of course the record companies care more for the fad-chasing, tasteless audience for the easy money, and NOT the real music appreciator...

...and that's hoe it's gonna get there...

this is 1 long ass gif

Yey a GIF party, I'll bring the bulldozer...

I thought this was a Nike or Gatorade Commercial...

Funny how this phone seems to be the worst piece of hardware ever but nobody mentions that the specs are almost IDENTICAL to that of the iPhone 5, save for the screen resolution. Yet the iPhone 5 is suddenly the most fabulous electro thing ever?

So it's Google being the bully...go figure...

What's that tiny dot on the top middle?

These people break their iPhones for the same reason they bought one...they don't know what they are doing.

It isn't a surprise but keep in mind that we live in a Habeas Corpus society where even common knowledge can even be hearsay if no concrete evidence is presented, at which point something can be done about it (theoretically at least).