Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

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Wrong, they are called TIE fighters because they look like bow ties.

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Is that a real thing? They advertise on fucking food carts now?

Cooties?

You realize that an iron can take care of wrinkles in jeans, chinos and all other types of pants. In fact, it can handle wrinkles in all clothing.

2 reasons:

1) The NFL teams make it seem like they are doing these celebrations out of the goodness of their true blue patriotic ‘Merican hearts because gosh darn it, they just love the troops so, so much.

2) When the NFL gives up it’s non-profit, tax exempt status and starts paying taxes on the billions of dollars it…

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Yeah they found him in there during the inspection

BOOOOOOO!