There’s beautiful parts if you ever change your mind :(

I’m going back to the sloth story

1st Gear:

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

This Lambo

It’s like they built and crushed 150,000 Passats for no reason.

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court…

Not for a Partial. Just a Total.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

This witch hunt won’t end until Toyota pays for #rollingcoalgate

NO MATE YOU WILL NOT CRASH THE F-TYPE

I put my seats down in my Focus the day I bought it, and haven’t looked back since.

Rear view mirror overkill.

Took a ride in a Lada once. Even at the low speeds of stop and go traffic, the thing felt like it was just dying to fly apart at any moment. I expect a V8 will only add to the feeling of impending hot-metal-death.

Pick one.

#notallbiscuits

Oh, it’s flushed all right.

stanced

Coat hanger to get keys, Mountain Dew to put out fires. He’s like a boy scout.

Doug is ~26, which puts him a few months older than I am. I, too, felt inadequate about my life choices when I found this out.