@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I guess I just don't know what you're getting at. Even the first few seasons had plenty of awful moments. And the Doumanian and Ebersol years were essentially trainwrecks aside from the pure luck discovery of Eddie Murphy. Try watching 81-87. Aside from a few Murphy moments during the start of…

@MegiEr: Pretty thick. And I'm sure he'd be quick to tell you that his beard hurts. Or that his beeyardd hoourts.

@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Yeah... but to be fair, it had been equally unfunny many many seasons before half the people you list ever got a chance to be on the show. In fact... it's always fairly unfunny. It only really works in retrospect when you remember back to the best moments that worked in the past. You remember…

@GirlTakeItEasy: Featuring "Dude Looks Like A Lady" and twenty other gender bending hits!

@MissMal: Ha! Haven't seen either of them in years. All I really got out of it was being a guest at a taping of Home Improvement and even that memory was warped by being in close contact with Pamela Anderson's boobs while being a pre pubescent male.

@rakarakarak: I probably agree with Lola but put Walk On The Wild Side second, even if it's not completely about trannies the whole way through.

@so5minutesago: Ha. Growing up he was one of my best friend's little brother. Pre fame. I used to torture and bully your crush. (I wasn't too mean, don't worry)

@morninggloria: Well... I suppose business people will learn Mandarin. But it looks like we, and the English language, have a lock on pop culture.

@cinematheques: Mine either. We're more 8MM people. But then, what kind of family can't bond over snuff films?

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It's a common media pr move for upcoming starlets. You say Playboy offered you an outlandish sum of money to pose but you denied it. It usually generates a minor news story, getting your name out there for a day or two. It also sets up that you must be OMG SO HOT and that you are far too classy…

@hortense: I'm with you. There's a penis right there. I'm shocked anybody doesn't see it. I was laughing at the thumbnail before I even clicked through to the story. #signalscatalog

@hatboxlady: It's like one of those hidden picture paintings. Don't look at the pitcher itself, look into the center and gaze your eyes upon the tumescent member formed by a collection of fruit. #signalscatalog

@Jetgirly: But if you're really a person who puts others first, shouldn't you not have a problem with the people above you walking? #loudsex

@Hlaode: I'm with you. Both are pretty consistently not funny in my opinion. #wandasykes

@CherriSpryte: It just seems like he's not too eager to get Back In The Saddle.

@boxspelunker: Hmmm... I do wish him the best of health but I think they are about thirty power ballads, ten records and thirty years or so past the last possible chance at a graceful death. #steventyler

Funny... I thought the problem with our society was that it was so child obsessed. Isn't the anti child movement just what's needed? Like the atheism movement? #children

@sumerfish: Well, Arthur Kade would. I don't know who's turning down sex based on it, but I assume somebody must be. Or if nothing else there are surely guys keeping things as a one night stand and blowing the girl off once they encounter the horror of pubic hair. I mean... well... people are weird, man. #advice

@sumerfish: Wait, wait, wait... literally used the word "icky?" Weird. Anyway, I'm sure there's plenty of dudes that only like women totally waxed. That's not shocking... but I'd imagine they can't be that shocked when they do encounter hair on occasion. It's the surprise that catches me as odd. I mean, I've spent…

@intime: I think you're being absurd taking it to pedophile levels. Conceptually is it that different from waxing/shaving legs or armpits or anything else? It's the process of taking hair that naturally grows on your body off - for whatever reason you have. Are men who prefer women with shaved legs also pedophiles? #a…