Jeff (Probst) was acting like the show airs live and anything that is said cannot be unsaid. This is not the case. Things can be made to be unsaid and this actually happens all the time. You can unring the bell. You can rveerse the footage of the bell. You can dub it with the sound of a cow mooing. You can change…

To be honest, I am having trouble sympathising with him at all right now. Maybe I need to digest it for a couple of days.

I was told, much to my disappointment (as I didn't believe it was anyones business) during Zekes first season. Basically in one of the the first episodes he appeared in, some viewer noticed his scars seemed like the type people get when they have breast reduction surgery, then dug up some article from some school…

I don't know if I'd call him a terrible person or not, but I do think he is a reasonable crummy person. I don't know where that lands him on the spectrum of morality. Closer to terrible than good though.

The shows music has always been intrusive.

Michaela looking bored and uncomfortable, flicking sand with a twig whilst people are crying about how hard their lives are is my spirit animal.

Agreed, if I were a contestant on the show I would have threatened to walk off if they aired it without Zekes approval and encouraged everyone else who was there to do the same. The problem is whether or not Zeke had a problem with it was never asked or answered. It seemed like he was backed into a corner and forced…

I agree that's part of it, but he totally should have been upset and disappointed in himself. He fucked up in a huge way.

To build on your metaphor I think he was flinging poo, then decided to pick up a piece that was far too heavy, lifted it above his head, slipped on the poo he'd already flung earlier and dropped the big heavy poo in his own mouth, accidentally choking himself to death with it.

I had to pause the show right after Varner said what he said and take a break for an hour or two before coming back to it. It was too shocking. He was actually making a decent case for himself and looked like he might be convincing some people to vote Ozzy, or like he might at least have left the game having gone down…

My response to you and any other commentators who've apparently been so set off by me stating the obvious about this show i.e. that it was enjoyable only because of it's terribleness is to point out that none of your comments in support of the show have managed to muster even a single upvote.

A talented writer could pull off exactly the idea you describe.

Years ago, before the internet was as commonplace as it is now the ABC accidentally live crossed in the middle of a commercial break to the then main anchor Richard Morecroft getting his hair combed and blow-dried whilst searing at the women doing it and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Unfortunately I don't…

Is Damon Lindelof the biggest hack working in Hollywood? What is the difference between a hack and a regular old failure? What is the difference between a hack, a failure and a disaster artist? Is Uwe Boll a hack? Or do you need to be both terrible and inexplicably commercially successful to be considered a hack?…

I'm working my way through Stargate SG1 right now as they have all ten seasons on Stan. Up to season 5. When it's bad it's really uninspired, but when it's good, it's really great. Maybe even as good as Star Trek TNG.

They said whatever they had to say to keep people watching. The show, like so much event television, spiralled out of control in a spectacularly catastrophic way and some people kept holding out hope that everything would be explained. Those who realised they were watching a disaster unfold enjoyed the last two…

I don't trust the taste of anyone who didn't enjoy lost BECAUSE IT WAS TERRIBLE POORLY WRITTEN TRASH that was so ridiculous it became a hilarious parody of itself.

All of Kimmels good interviews and bits are post-beard, not pre-beard.

Why do desperate and failed attempts at profundity never fail to win over critics?

Yeah I can see that happening, but I can also see it falling apart somehow, like previous attempts to get rid of Sandra. I guess we'll never really know for certain what would have happened.