Randy Moss is and always will be one of my favorite players, from “mooning” those Green Bay folk, to just seeming like one of the most genuine people in sports media today. That guy right there, I just want to buy him a beer and hear the stories he has to tell

Just wait for the New York Post/ Daily News, it’s coming.

First time here eh? Welcome to Deadspin!

I’m terrified to look at the grays because I know that someone has already photoshopped a dong into the “ENHANCE ON HERB” guy’s hand/ mouth

Yo, this article is riddled with spelling and grammatical errors, come on, at least prof reed.

But soooooo goddamn expensive, with a monthly limit of 30 minutes!

Gosh I wish I could get to be a confirmed commenter. So frustrating, confirmed on Deadspin/ The Concourse but not here

Tomato/ Potato

The amount of father worship from these ADULT children is incredible. I love my dad, but in no way should he be President.

Oh me being the asshole wasn’t the reason I needed to rethink, I already knew that, and you only called us asses, so thanks for escalating that! ;)

Thank you, I love you, have The Rock

Absolutely ZERO non millionaires would get away with that shit

See, since I used to be a bartender, I know that you have to stir the martini in ice and the strain, I figure that asking for it on the rocks just lets them dump it in the glass and move on. Easier for all. So I’m just trying to make everyone’s life easier

That’s how I order my martinis, on the rocks since I’m not a pretentious ass, although maybe the martini ordering makes me a pretentious ass...

Damn, Bynes looks amazing sober, glad to see he living healthier than she was

End of discussion

I prefer GOAT CHEESE discussions honestly

WOOOSH!

HEY HEY! WE ARE PENN STATE!