So wait, is that “fair use” of the Deadspin logo? Or is that infringement?

+1?

Fair point, I didn’t actually research it, I just know that’s why we’re not allowed to have Uber in Syracuse etc.

Interesting, the state of New York may want to look into Uber illegally operating in Upstate New York

Wooosh. It’s early, forgive me, haven’t had my mornin’ lobstah roll

David Ortiz is Dominican, the DR isn’t in Africa

Goddamn it

I mean, he raped her and then made her blow his two friends?! What the sweet holy shit is that, that is so beyond fucked up

Jesus Christ... I need a stiff drink after reading that. Just... Jesus Christ.

You can go to hell, and make sure that Nomar has my PooPoo Platter ready for when I get home to fart at my kids and after I refuse to bunt in batting practice

Still want that fucking shirt to burn on a Facebook Live video

EmPhaSis, but it was on the wrong SyllAble

Better than another sexual assault trial in Centre too.

His random capitalization kills me

Hey this is the nose, you’re right on it

I still need to finish Elder Scrolls on PS4 (runs back to hide away from the shame of not having finished it yet)

Holy shit that was great +1

I’ll say it again, John Ziegler is a fucking career troll who deserves the worst possible end to human life

John Ziegler is a fucking piece of shit who has made a fucking career out of being a Sandusky denier, he deserves nothing but the worst possible end to a human life

Good. Fuck them. It was the worst living in State College at the time, although one of my favorite memories is being able to tell ESPN to go fuck themselves. I’ll never forget that day, and I’ll never change my opinion; go fuck yourself ESPN, go fuck yourself 6 ways to Sunday