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Given Florida, I’m surprised this is against the law.  I would have sworn this is just a normal way of life there.

Both tables ended up getting their actual orders eventually. We shared a look and a shrug and that was it.

Yumming my yuck is as bad as yukking my yum.

wow a bold take appears

tried to bring it to us after that table had started eating the food, and a manager who insisted they had barely touched it so it was ok.

Trump crossed a line? 

Yeah, there’s a threshold of course.

Back when I used to Yelp, I left a review for a new Middle Eastern place in town. It was really good and felt upscale despite having relatively low prices. My review was overwhelmingly positive, but I did note that they didn’t offer a small hummus size which meant a single diner

You should have more stars and I can only imagine you don’t because everyone on this site is under 30.

I operate under: “fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” 

Find a way to reach out NOT in a negative public review. Negative reviews, i.e. Yelp or Google or what have you, stick around forever and can prematurely turn people away from a place that may turn into something great. Then it goes out of business and you’re stuck with Taco Bell. If they have a Facebook page, send

I’m totally down with Salty on this one. I’ve adopted a three strikes rule with new restaurants and it’s served me well.  I’ve been to places where the first time was awful, second was OK, third was great.  That one made it into the rotation.  There was another instance where are three were bad.  We do not speak of

Your husband kinda sounds like a self-important asshole 🤷🏻‍♂️

While I agree with your sentiment, I’m still pleased at this decision if for nothing more than it’s a slap down of his legal defense of “Well when the President is Presidenting, he can’t be investigated. Like, ever.”

Seconding that most people have no clue it exists. I just can’t imagine the dudes I know who have accounts that are super heavy on images of their wholesome-as-fuck families would be liking booty pics all the livelong day if they knew it was being broadcast.

Whoever taught him to do those fucking linked Tweet essays should be sent to Gitmo along with whoever invented them in the first place.

I always thought he would start a war to distract from impeachment. But never in my wildest dreams did I think he would throw a key Middle East ally under the bus to advance the interests of Russia, Syria and Iran.

While a judge ruled that Trump was not immune from investigation and set a 1pm deadline to relinquish his tax returns, Trump almost immediately won a stay from an Appeals Court Judge so we’re waiting on yet another ruling before Trump is once again (briefly) ordered to surrender his tax returns, at which point I’m

Is this the thing that will finally convince these cowards that they have political cover for removing this orange asshole? I hope so but who knows. They might be back to sucking him off tomorrow.

I had no idea this existed, but now I understand exactly how my husband knows about all the actors, fan accounts, and entertainment sites I follow. I’m a little pissed off right now to be honest. He’s been a jerk about my “social media habits” as he calls them. I had no idea where he was getting his info. Guess now I

Thank God.