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The reason you don’t see an industry of women accusing extorting professional athletes is because it doesn’t exist. 

No, I’m not aware of a non-offensive way to ask why a woman wouldn’t want to interrupt the week of her marriage to discuss her rapist and his actions with his current employer, who has no say or power in instituting any form of actual justice on her rapist.

Mr. Kelly, maybe you should stop talking about this entirely.

Why is it weird that she doesn’t make herself immediately available to:

You don’t actually have to say anything

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

Except the headline read “Lawsuit: Antonio Brown Raped Former Trainer” so clearly it stated the allegation made in the lawsuit and was not concluding the truth of anything. I mean, it’s embedded in this article, at least try harder with the bad faith arguments.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Is there a single time in any celebrated pro athlete’s career when a victim of theirs coming forward with an accusation won’t be met with “hm, interesting timing to say the least!” The accused is virtually always in the spotlight doing something, meaning an accusation can virtually always be (idiotically) countered

it’s similar to Tesla where they are pumping money into worldwide expansion and undercutting the prices for rides until they get an amazon like level of marketshare where they can jack up rates with minimal competition.

A racist piece of trash trying to say he isn’t a racist piece of trash.

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3 black people from the Trump administration thought they were gonna get away with milking the system for over a billion dollars like their bosses do? Yeah ok. That went just about how I’d expect.

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

How the hell does this even happen? I really want to know the process that led to this erroneous ID. Did they comb through images of all season tickets holders from the past 10 seasons?? I want answers. 

This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

It’s like the time they accidentally banned A.J. Mccarron from the stadium because they can’t do paperwork.