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I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

Maybe I’m a heartless bitch but I don’t understand why couples freak out about sitting next to each other. When my boyfriend and I fly, we get to our seats, immediately put on headphones, and close our eyes. I don’t need to be next to him, I spend plenty of time with him in day to day life.

I don’t know what you mean. I think Ven4m is gonna be great!

Unless you are a young, enormous black man this might not be an apples-to-apples comparison

Anybody who goes to a sushi restaurant in a landlocked state deserves what they get.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

Exactly. He adapted the story, but none of its meaning. It’s like adapting Moby Dick as simply a story about whaling.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

Reader’s World Rocked When He Learns There Is Japanese College Football

First the pickled okra article, now this. Can we stop posting articles that make me gag?

Her very own, fully fledged Pride parade. Toronto stands ready to help make that happen ;)

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I think in all fairness everyone thought she was just drugged up and it wasn’t mental illness. We’ve come a long way since those days.

Thanks, I’ll remember that for my next albatross

You spent far more time and effort than I did in my casual dismissal of Black, and I appreciate it.

Shane Black does not equate with any sort of quality. He’s been overpaid and overhyped for twenty five years.