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...... The Aristocrats!

He should have been Incognito.

Omaha Omaha

Like Conway Twitty.

Gremlins 2 pitch meeting

I think she’s probably unapologetic in the same sense that Donald Trump is the type of man who would have risked his life to stop the Florida shooter.

With the diabetes sponsorship, Golic is just buying time until he gets his own show on Sirius\Ex-Limb

I was never offered any Deer Semen nor did I offer it to any canvassers or candidates. However, all of my districts: state house, state senate, and US house, are all VERY urban. However, the one Ana Lisa Garza is running for:

You claim the deer semen is valuable, but I always thought it came in under a buck.

Getting a lot of James Harden highlights today.

“My dick’s so big I HAD to take steroids...and cocaine...And run after my car crashed into that pregnant lady. I truly am a man trying to overcome insurmountable dick odds.”

Damn, he wasn’t even wearing his Like Mike’s.

My Sasha Banks pajamas say otherwise

Well they should see the Japanese as an example and fill up their home venue then.

I’m sure that thrills the Koreans...

Listen, if every young person had to answer for the mistakes they made as the leader of a shitty vanity project band when they were almost thirty, people would never stop apologizing!

Considering the racial history of Boston... yes.

Wow, that’s awesome! I met that guy at an airport!

You don’t seem to understand that exchanges are a thing. If I had 10,000 BTC in a wallet, I could sell them right now on Kraken or Coinbase or Exmo for ~$99.87m in USD, extract my cash and dump it into a checking account and literally have $99.87m. It’s not like your money is trapped in BTC or even in crypto. You can