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I bet Yasiel Puig feels pretty damn foolish right about now.

It’s their home court.

Shots fired.

Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

If this guy plays in the upcoming season after the video comes out Ray Rice’s head will explode and Janay Rice will have to apologize for it

You’re going to feel like such a fool when it turns into a cross over series of the JLA binge watching the Gilmore Girls.

It’s a re-event!

The worst thing about meeting different kinds of people is that you start to think of them as, in fact, people.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no

dude what kind of magic TV do you own

It says “Dale to work normal hours”.

“Georgia may be a ways away, but everybody knows it is NOT another country. That’s our deal.”

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

What man hasn’t reacted with shock the first time he drills himself in the face while tossing the helmet?

“Hey, eat shit, man, here are 2,000 pages! Yeah!” wouldn’t be a bad outcome.

Hah I totally get this. From 15-19 if it wasn’t punk rock recorded crappily in someone’s basement it was sellout music. Except Motorhead and two or three other bands. Shit I was a dumb teenager.

Such a satisfying knockout. I miss the days when I wasn’t personally worried for Dan Henderson’s health every time he stepped into the cage.