Totally unrelated, but I remember back to his NWO days as when he got roided beyond belief, but I saw an old NWA fight of his from the late 80s, and sweet God this guy was always ridiculous.

“[...] who at least is warning people that he will slobber over any woman who crosses his path.”

Let it play out. Sure, the general is being replaced by a man, but the Jedi master is being replaced by a woman too. A lot is going to be subverted, but hopefully none of it inservice of representation. As we’ve seen, the represenation can happen organically.

Gross. I never stopped doing my decade math around the year 2000. Now I feel REEEEEEEEALLY old.

Out of curiosity, did you have older siblings? Perhaps younger-skewing aunts or uncles? I did, and so I sifted through their influences before my parents’ stuff.

Which, I guess would bring it back to Quill. We do see some of his family at the hospital, so just applying our anecdotal examples, it would stand to reason…

I didn’t know who Chicago was when I was that age, and my mom loved them. Also, don’t you feel old? Achtung looking back at “old” albums. Achtung, indeed, baby.

You, sir, have found Hell with me.

He was abducted in 1988. Cat Stevens’s first #1 record stateside came out in 1972. How many 8-10 year olds today have listened to *Out of Time* or *Achtung Baby* or *Ropin the Wind*, or even know who REM, U2, or Garth Brooks are?

The Magnificent Zune? I know Guardians is an esoteric title, but I’ve never heard of this guy.

Seriously, he can get a pretty stellar match out of anyone also up to the task, he’s really nice to kids, and he can even play at comedy... but fuck this guy.
Kinda. Not really. I mean, just, fuck him.

He was just looking for a neutral corner after the stoppage.

None of the Barbieland gals let Les Mis join in all their reindeer games. Barbie (tm) is a kind slly, calling off the mean girls who are really MEAN when she’s not around.

It’s entirely reasonable as a defense of someone who does know how hard the game is, particularly when he’s being accused of not knowing by someone who’s just chafing at any criticism levied by anyone

To be fair on one point, the aerosol water... it’s a bit from his HBO comedy special. He mentions the absurdity of the product, says he takes it out and uses it when someone isn’t paying attention to him, then spends a couple minutes (literally) spraying the stuff on his face.

This comment...

Or to be in one of three Blade movies?

Not an upset by any stretch of the imagination, only by definition? K!

C’mon, they’re clearly a Chicago fan, and so the monicker is a nod to CryingJordanButt.

It entered the newsfeed lawfully.