GoTSY. My eyes saw GoTSY, and I was like “GoTSY... huh.”

This seems like a good start (restart) to a mini program. Shaq could be working out on his way to Mania already. Talk fat trash, have Shaq take offense, come to Raw a couple weeks before for a stare-down, the Raw the week before, the rips off his shirt to reveal a sub-Jaba physique, and really get interest in the…

Help him, then help Jackie.

To be fair to the other guy, this would be the goal of a lotta people’s lifetimes. It can get confusing to pin it down as the goal of any one person’s

The homeless guy jerking it to porn at the cubicle next to him asked him to “lend a hand”, but now that Briles works part time at the library, it not quite that bad.

You know how they say not to feed the trolls? They’re right, because he fed that troll Pitino anger, and now I want to troll too.

Hield having to leave NOLA tommake way for Cousins? That’s a real punch in the dick.

Dumb. Dumb and perfect. You get a star.

You mean Oompa Cosby? Yeah, lookin fresh!

Nah. As long as they keep hiring you, you keep working. He didn’t throw those interceptions; the invisible hand of the free market did.

It must be strange for so strong competitor as Vick to be at the big game, having no dog in the fight, and all.

“Guys, I picked up my lawsuit and went home. I just want some peace. Any one seen Shill? He normally handles this stuff...”

That’s part of the guarantee. That guaranteed money is why athletes sign contacts. It’s money teams vow to pay even if shit goes sideways.

Couldn’t it then be argued, then, that Hunt deserves Brock’s amount for that fight and more, since winning would have raised his profile, both in the rankings and in terms of his potential future appearance fees?

Tell it to the guy suing. I’m just some asshole neglecting my work.

It’s a prize fight. The winner got the bigger prize. He was dirty. Hunt believes the competetive advantage Lesnar had should disqualify him from that prize.

Dude, his BAC was .12 FOUR HOURS AFTER the incident. I don’t think he cared about Worldstar when he was raging.

They have honey- and cinnamon- and honey cinnamon-infused whiskey now, but your comment just made me realize the next big thing in bum-ass craft cocktails: Cheeseburger Whiskey.

False. He died by suicide, and 2016 shot him in the head.
...because years kill people, not brain trauma or depression or cancer or strokes. Years kill people.

The good ones.