Plenty of joy to be had when everyone will have to suffer. This is going to suck for everyone, but they did it, so fuck em.

No one here is really qualified to comment, at least if we haven’t taken a Steven Adams-level Honkin on Bobo.

Okay, Mr. Fleetwood. Okay.

Every time, bro/sis. Every time...

#mathisdumm

Leads!

Beat me to it.

Hi! My name’s Rene. Will you be my friend.

So dumb. So good. So goodly and bigly good.

You’ve got to hand it to them, when Cards fans talk near-illiterate shit, they do it the right way.

More like, “Marlins killer, Jose Fernandez[...]” amirite?

Can someone put the unending shit parade of targeting plays (both flagged and not) in a montage set to the old NFL march theme?

We let a lot of stuff go and do a lot of stuff for Pete. What does Pete do for us?

That’s why Marvel and DC hire adult writers to write their comics. We want to read stuff that appeals to the 12 year old in us, but not stuff written by 12 year olds. That’s the whole point of any kind of fiction writing.

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When my wife and I had our first kid, two years ago, we left for the hospital at around 6 AM. By midnight, we sent my sister-in-law to get some medicine for me and to feed our cat. We posted nothing online and notified no one but family. It really makes you wonder about the parade of medical professionals—including…

a perfect representation of what would happen to that one friend you have who says he could hit a major league fastball or take a charge in the NBA paint or whatever dumb shit dumbshit Uncle Ricos always say. the guy saw the ball coming... he made to catch it... he got knocked off his feet. good stuff

But you... you, good sir, truly speak truth to power. You showed em! You did!

He’s done art for a very ling time, painting toys from his childhood and even farther back on crazy-large scales to lend reverence to trifles of the past.

I think Dana Gould’s involvement in this should be highlighted, as he’s not only a hilarious comedian/former Simpsons writer, but he’s a B/Horror/Monster flick nut. Him writing this thing makes me confident it’ll be funny and messed up in great measures.