You’re right, no need, but there’s also no risk if you know with certitude, like we know Batman/Bruce would, the kind of person Barry would be after sussing out the facts.

I mean, of course I’m just playing Dark Knight’s advocate, here. Showing up as Batman would be the play. Do you think there’s a clause in a contract…

Though BvS showed us none of this, he is the world’s greatest detective. He’s gotten all of the evidence he needs to know Barry’s the Flash, and he knows the Flash is good, so maybe it kinda makes a little sense? It feels wrong, but I want it to plausibly be right.

Perfect, because it would serve the dual purpose of “selling Wakanda to Middle America” and set up a kind of modified-Bechdel test-proof story where Wakandan interests and motivations aren’t just predicated by and serving White interests.

You hope and you pray for a reunion, but you never really think it’ll happen. And then it does... and life is beautiful!

Does this mean he’s Ragman, as in rhyming with Hagman and not Rag-man as in rhyming with Bagman?

Throw a shoe. When that shoe gets stuck, don't be discouraged. You have two shoes. Never in the history of stuff stuck in trees have both shoes gotten stuck.

I’m assuming that since Simmons and Stanley can see the end of the tunnel ahead of them and are saying Kiss can live forever—I’m assuming with royalties paid in perpetuity to their families (or burnt in an offering to the memory of Simmons)—and are now referring to Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer as Spaceman and Cat…

Every time.

He knew he’d hit it, and so he should have run. I mean, he’s no Wanderlei, but if he thought he could outrun a police chase, maybe he could have been deluded into thinking he could walk around the blocks until his piss was less hot. Even Wanderlei didn’t just give up his guilt into a cup.
The hubris!

Orange you glad I didn't make a joke about Volunteering to settle the case?

No one expects the Spanish acquisition!

Garth Brooks? Garth Brooks.

Hample did not watch his buddies die face down in the U.S. Cellular Field muck muck so that some fucking kid can...

I’v heard of stolen valor, but valor obtained by elbowing an 8 year old in the face is a new level of despicable.

He gets a whole lot of green and a golden parachute.

He always packed a punch, but his cardio left much to be desired.

*Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

Fuckin white people...

The UFC continues to use Lesnar as a reason to book PPVs like they’re writing for WWE.

So they’re saying the suicide mission movie needs to be lighter in tone? Makes sense.