He just couldn’t seem to sink his teeth into the action.

Cool, so they’re keeping the rest of the coaching staff? Including Kendall Briles, OC and recruiting machine? So it’s like Grobe gets to come in and play clean show pony, but nothing really has to change. I wonder if Law Professor Ken Starr has to get different seats in the luxury box too...

Sources say Pulido was weak from dehydration, and his punch was not very effective, but the kidnapper really sold the flop.

“Wait, he made his name as a football announcer?”

“What would you say to those who would accuse you of kowtowing to the media, David?”

As an educator who can appreciate a teachable moment and would want to shield my students from felony punishment for such seemingly minor crimes, this all gives me anxiety, but I don’t have a scrip, so I’ll drink.

2 things:

>His father was a mudder.

Rex looks like a retiree mall walker, and Rob looks like his put-upon husband who supports Rex’s weight loss goals but only insofar as he’ll have a Cinnabun and a cup of coffee in the food court while Rex does his laps.

“While the small size of the photograph as published makes the details difficult to discern, [...]”

Jeez, they really know how to kick a guy when he’s down.

A better analog would be a legal smart pill a la *Limitless*.

Now, I think that would be the biggest crime of all. To fictionalize some mystical mountaintop in Asia to further appease the shitty politics of China’s attempted abnegation of Tibet is garbage.
On a smaller scale, though, as a Chicano, I hate it when Puerto Ricans, let’s say, play Mexicans or Mexican-Americans on…

Ehhh.... let’s agree to disagree.

*winkeyfaceemoticon*

Is this when it stops being funny? Is it when he dies? I mean, I’m not laughing, but is this the tipping point?

A paper tiger posting a digital retirement announcement... the irony is pure gold.

I’ll bet you a shiny buffalo nickel that he’s got a dusty old set of weights in a corner of his garage that he could use to get his reps in, but I guess he’s one of those people who just writes better at Starbucks.

As someone else mentioned, Diaz’s suspension has been reduced. I think this was a case of King Shit Spokesman getting popped for roids and treated nicely, and King Shithead Painintheballs putting another straw on the camel’s back.
The fighters, in that case, seemed to be judged and punished, not their transgressions.

A professional striker brandishing a piece of steel (or nickel or whatever) to make his blow that much more wreckless and damaging has to be some kind of attempted murder shit if it’s anywhere near the head.
I don’t even believe in Jeebus, but sweet Jeebus!

“No man of woman born[...]”
Amirite?