Water my ass! Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol!

what you're doin' 'cuz I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.

Thanks, I'm proud of it.

Holy shit.

This whole notion of the right and wrong way to grieve is dangerous. Like me, I've now lost three grandparents, I didn't cry when I first heard about the first two passing, but cried at the funerals, whereas for the third, I cried when I heard about it. There's so many factors at play, that you just have to say, as…

Excelsior! Wait, what?

It's bad science, but at no point does it ever pretend like it's trying to teach you anything.

I don't know, there's always such stiff competition in that category.

Kevin Feige just really wishes he could do something about it…

Would it make you feel better to know that it was originally a gold chain, but that was deemed potentially racist?

Nathan Rabin at The Dissolve trashed the film.

For once I'm going to side with AVC over The Dissolve for my expectations of a film. Not that I think this looks like a masterpiece, but reading Rabin's review, I couldn't help but think that despite the fact that he's trashing the movie, he's still making it sound almost exactly like what I expected it to be.

"Shut up." - Aaron Sorkin

♫ SOUTH of the border…♫

Don't call my escorts whores!

No! Nobody parties but me, alright? Alright, let's party.

Pools are perfect for holding water.

Ooooh, no yeah, that makes sense. My bad.

By "plague," do you mean fun, breezy movies about awesome characters having incredible adventures?

MCA was with it, and he's my ace,
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face.