Aquaman a fucking stupid character? OUTRAGEOUS!

"It was great! C+!"

Or people who light a cigarette, take two puffs, then put it out.

"Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine for all the chicks?"
"SHAFT!"
"I thought we'd all enjoy that."

Avatar-Comment Synergy, love it.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

It's real, and if I'm not mistaken, it stars a member of Motley Crue.

I'd better report this to the American Redundancy Department of American Redundancy.

Hmmm, a trilogy based on source material that wouldn't seem to support that many films? Why does that sound familiar?

It also had Mitchell from Modern Family and Lucy Punch, but she quietly disappeared from the show because she was pretty irritating on it.

I've heard some complaints from friends and my mom. They're wrong though.

It ended with Jason Ritter going to tell Lizzy Caplan that he had feelings for her, but Lizzy Caplan was too busy hooking up with Shane from the Walking Dead.

Only refer to me as this from now on.

Well, now that's just hurtful.

It ended in such a horrible way for it not to get picked up too.

I actually pronounce somewhere between "him-yum" and "him-yim," but it's closer to "him-yum."

I would probably try to find room for a "Slapsgiving" or a "Girls vs. Suits," but overall, a great list.

Fuck you.

Anyone who complains that Milioti wasn't hot enough, famous enough, whatever enough needs to shut their big stupid trap, because she is perfect. As implausible as it was, they actually found someone to play the Mother. It's incredible.

Beautiful write-up, Donna. I know this show hasn't always been beloved by everyone, and I'll even admit it's had its moments of wheel-spinning and feet-dragging, but I've never stopped loving it (although Britney Spears made me come close). But when all is said and done, I will miss the crap out of this show. I'll…