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I think they’ll be ok as long as they make it to Coney Island.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but

Thank you for being “actually, I hate the way they play” guy. We need one of these in every Warriors thread so we can finally understand passing and shot-making are, in fact, bad.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I made this one.

I’m not Hubie Brown or Dr. Jack Ramsay, but it seems like it’s kinda hard to guard Kevin Durant.

Oh you have a stronger stomach than I do. I made it to 34 and once I saw that joker smile I got the hell out.

Actually...the issue was that NO PARK RULES WERE BEING BROKEN AND THAT WOMAN WHO CALLED ON THOSE COUPLES W/BBQ WAS DEAD WRONG AND REPRIMANDED BY OPD. I live here and KNOW what went down. You’d best get your facts straight before making negative, incorrect, dumbass remarks like you did. AND .... the big cookout is

Real tough talk when it’s obvious Chuck hasn’t touched a green in decades.

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

He’s unbelievable. And if he played for almost any other team, nobody would ever shut up about the guy.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

Um, that’s a plus in regards to his character. The guy doesn’t want the kids watching to see him scream FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! if he gets drafted by the Browns.

Nah, when I was younger, single, and didn’t have kids, I could spend that amount of time either drinking or gaming almost every night and held down a decent career.

So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.