Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

I go to espn.go for stats and box scores, but never news. the normal espn site sucks and so does NFL.com. You have to get in a knock down drag out fight with all the silly ass bullshit stories from the fringe dwellers of the NFL and all the marketing crap to find stats on NFL.com. It is the absolute worst of the three…

Good thing they got it off the premises. Wouldn’t want it catching rabies from an Eagles fan.

It is also how I remember Kirk Cousins - a QB who throws it directly to a defender.

“Sure, our coach imbibes a little excessively every now and then, but don’t we all?”

America wins when the Yankees lose.

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

His ability to pronounce “r’s” never played well with the locals.

I listened and enjoyed them, like always. I’m a troglodyte.

But that Christina Hendricks line would have hit the cutting room floor fifteen years ago on The Man Show. It was like he realized his asshole meter was running low and decided to replenish it with a douchebag hadouken. Picture a Sports Guy video game based on…

I’ve been to St. Louis. It’s not “Blind hate.”

I’m rather proud of this. So she had been telling everyone about this idea and made a big production of approaching me during a family gathering and getting me to agree we needed to honor my GF (more than we already were with a picture, flowers, and a toast) and suggests the plant a tree during the ceremony idea. So I…

Did she have a frying pan hidden behind the pulpit in case her crazy dad showed up? Because that is what I am hoping.

She is not the worst wedding guest.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

My wedding had exactly one problem: it was colder than anticipated, so we had to cut the outdoor cocktail hour short and move it into the dinner tent. Which was heated. Also, warmed beverages were served.

If anyone can think of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, please passive-aggressively blog about it right now, right here, during the ceremony, with your champagne gold iPhone 6, which is so last June anyway because the rose gold iPhone 6s is where it’s at now.

I went to a wedding this weekend where the bride’s speech was 20 minutes long. there were over 400 people at the wedding and she tried to hold everyones attention for 20 whole minutes. I got up, went to the bathroom, and came back after to find she was STILL TALKING.

No.

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.