I’m sorry the scrappy A’s swept the crybaby Yankees, Barry, and I disagree with people that say rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house.  I can’t wait for the A’s to shit on the Yankees in the playoffs. 

Cal Ripken is a dork?  Goddamn Magary is a tool.  

We are probably overthinking this, these are the same people posting and wearing #girlboss garbage, they are just trying to signal and belong to a tribe. 

That’s the key piece of information for me, I thought she’d been a staple for years, given her popularity or at least name recognition.  

Suddenly my dad just bursts out “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE THE VIKINGS? YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO MINNESOTA! CUT THIS SHIT OUT!” Neither of us said anything else the rest of the night.

Deadspin has such a weird inferiority complex about Barstool, I don’t read or watch any of Barstool’s content but it’s strange how it always comes up over here.

The Dougie?

The fact that Winston is still this team’s QB and they haven’t done a goddamn thing to change that is everything you need to know as a fan.  I can’t bring myself to care until he is gone.  

Man those HD clips look good. 

Couldn’t watch the falls knowing someone got a traumatic brain injury... just no.  

And way less flopping!

He covered “Blinded By the Light”, originally by Bruce Springsteen, in the ‘80s.

Did they start out fighting each other but then join forces and become best friends?

Slightly below average stupid for an MLB player though...

Loved Slow Getting Up!  It’s funny how much of this resonates with me, I was thinking about how lost I was until I found football recently, I probably have CTE but it fixed a lot that was wrong with me.  

They were all on the line, how did that get through two people?

“Liquidate”? It sounds like the world’s shittiest hit squad watched a bunch of Bourne movies.

I’d like to think the verification process is a skeptical sherpa at the top that rubber stamps your passbook and takes frequent 15 minute mandated breaks.  

Build the northern wall!

Yes, I work out with someone who works in ticket sales, he’s very excited.  Everyone else is excited about a new arena, but the fact Oakland is getting the shaft, again, tempers that.  Also, the new arena has like zero parking, so the assumed ability of mass transit in the area to pick up the difference is frustrating…