Aww, let him have his fun. Nobody goes to see a Phillies game to see baseball played “the right way,” or even the “professionally competent way.”

Ley is reporting on a shit-heel who claimed to be a doctor and peddled a product on infomercials that could allegedly CURE CANCER. I’d have a hard on writing an article taking him down a notch too. Also fuck the Pats.

I’d say it’s pretty patently false to present Brady’s regimen, not in an advertisement but in a supposedly objective piece of journalism, as some sort of magic formula that works wonders due to all the unusual methods and practices it contains, if the truth is that he’s just doing the same healthy stuff every…

Wow. I thought five Super Bowls was impressive, but that pales in comparison to Tom Brady scoring in the 99th percentile of a proprietary phone game played by few people that he practices several times per day. Impressive.

Rough time with the bar exam the past couple of days, eh buddy?

Some football players get their cognitive training via committing to memory incredibly complicated thousand-page playbooks and remarkably intricate playcalling systems. Some football players are fancy dogs, and get their cognitive training by following little round balls with their eyes.

Oh, good, Tom Brady is fuckin’ sports world Gwyneth Paltrow

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

I knew it. And even if I hadn’t, I probably could’ve guessed from the root and context. I assume she used it because it made the sentence more lyrical. I noted and approved of the diction for that reason. We have all these nice words that rarely get used. No harm in having to look something up. It’s how we learn!

Do you know ANYONE that was pulled over 52 times for legit purposes and kept their license? <- ANSWER THAT QUESTION before you reply to me...if your answer is yes, I’ll back down. Most likely the answer is no. No one gets pulled over that many times for actual reasons and keeps their license. Phillando was targeted…

Why assume no one knows a word just because you had to look it up?

Wait so having a broken tail light is a fucking DEATH SENTENCE now? are you joking?

While I completely agree that no one should have thought that, they really tried to sale it as a simultaneous race during the entire build up. And judging by who is president, we have a TON of people in this country that eat that BS up.

If you were disappointed by the “revelation” that Phelps was not going to be in the same pool as a motherfucking SHARK for the purposes of a Discovery channel special, you deserve to be disappointed (and maybe also sterilized)

not “thought”

BUT THEY DIDN’T PUT HIM IN THE SAME TANK AS A SHARK DISCOVERY IS A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD!!!

Honestly, nobody gives a shit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to watching Michael Phelps race a shark.

Because they aren’t American.

If I was the client. I would be genuinely pissed if my lawyer didn’t zealously advocate on my deceased family member’s behalf. The lawyer is assumptively working to gain the most compensation for the family. Waffling around about how a bunch of other people are equally deserving isn’t a good tactic (whether or not it…

“So yes, incidents where white women are shot and killed by police inspire localized outrage and a lawsuit on occasion. But the level of media interest in Damond’s death is rare. The international outrage directed squarely at American policing and gun culture has resonated across borders, only amplifying the spectacle…