As soon as I saw Kuchar waiting by his ball with a befuddled look on his face I knew some people would react that way afterwards, and I do feel for him. Must suck to stand around thinking (and over-thinking) while you wait for one of the best players in the world to figure his shit out, but at the same time that’s…

Legitimate question: is there anyone Kuch isn’t good friends with? Seems like everyone loves the guy.

i think he was pointing at his caddie and said, ‘go get that’

I think it was that pumped-up banter you sometimes see between golfer and caddy. Also, he and Matt Kuchar are really good friends, so it might’ve been good-natured smack between them. Either way, pretty harmless.

This has been bugging the crap out of me as a casual (to put it mildly) observer. Why aren’t they calling it the British open?

“Well not an easy play, let me say that first”.

Are you contractually required to call it The Open Championship too?

I didn’t watch, so I am not sure exactly what happens, but I am pretty sure that although the shot from the driving range was only the second time he hit the ball on 13, it counts as his third shot. The drop counts as his second. he got up and down from off the green after that which is how he made 5, right?

Haha, I was worried you would and make my comment look bizarre

*trumboner

trumbone*

If there’s such a thing as the perfect bogey, that’s it. I thought he was headed for a double at best.... And certainly didn’t expect him to damn near ace the next hole followed by that fucking eagle putt. Wow

That Bogey on 13...GOD DAMN.

“dog leg...baby arm left. Gusty winds from the south.”

Spieth: [walks past caddie, attempts nut slap]

Well, he did hit the ball back to Parts Unknown.

... and his mom, dad, and sister were there to watch.

Treating a debuting rookie like that is like the old wrestling stand by of bringing in a “local” rookie to face (read: job) to a guy like Brock Lesnar in 30 seconds. BAH GAWD THAT ROOKIE HAS A FAMILY

Harper Jerked 9th Longest Dong in 2017 MLB Season

Not a single “dong” in this post.