Come now, everyone knows it's "new phone, who DIS."

"This is the first and last straw!"

Now if only I could get Chris O'Donnell to read my script "The Nippler (or How Never Being Relevant Never Makes You Irrelevant)."

And they apparently hate fair-haired men, the little reverse-Hitlers.

I spent 50% of yesterday listening to "Hooked on a Feeling." Also, I didn't see this movie, does it have songs in it?

I liked the part where the sentient mannequins were defeated by fire. Best Terminator since T2.

"I'm Fapman!"