Yeah, fuck the guy who campaigned for Hillary Clinton, who gives a ton of his time and money to kids in Akron, who vocally speaks out for the causes that are important to him, at the expense of his own popularity. (I mean, he’s popular enough anyway that it doesn’t really matter, but a lot of athletes are unwilling to…

I was in grade 11 during the Sept 11th attacks. Even then I thought the phrase “axis of evil” was childish and manipulative. I pine for that eloquency in the wake of “evil losers”.

And Obama’s signature looks like a baby T-Rex playing with a ball of yarn.

“What?!” -Akbar Gbajabiamila

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I can’t fathom a list of five basketball players that a reasonable person could argue are all better than Lebron.

Ditto. It’s a cute song, it has a genuinely positive, inclusive message. I’ve no room for snark today.

As is its internalized sister, “I’m not like other girls.”

Your argument is based on a faulty premise.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Googled “obese hamster.”

I think your daughter is cool. Just thought you should know.

I was on the Metra last weekend and a lady stepped on with no bra while slinging her labia around her leggings like it was hanging from a meat hook.

Yes, but blood on a cut avocado will prevent it from turning brown.

I got my daughter up early to watch William and Kate and I remember my mother getting me up early to watch Andrew and Fergie (she may have gotten me up to watch diana, but I was tiny then).

NOOOOOOOO :( I want a big wedding. They did it with Fergie and Andrew.

Why am I so (SO!) invested in this? I am beside myself at the thought that a woman of color might get to have the literal princess experience.

I can’t wait!! I need a huge wedding with big hats that I have to get up really early to watch on TV (perhaps in my own huge hat).

engagement announcement coming in September. bookmark me