Eddie Murphy would be amazing!

Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

the SO and I were trying to figure out best options to play Winston’s dad. Eddie Murphy ended up being the winner in that debate. Closest resemblance, most likely to be able to affect similar mannerisms to Winston, right age, etc.

Now I will never be able master “True American”.

I loved them together and want more :D

My cat’s name is Furiosa, after the Mad Max: Fury Road character. Except the character’s name is pronounced FURY-osa and I pronounce my cat’s name FURRY-osa.

I would 100% be on board for an epilogue season. I would love to see Winston and Aly’s wedding, and Winston meeting his father and Furguson’s reluctance to have that relationship. Schmidt as a neurotic father. Nick and Jess getting some proper resolution, and Nick navigating becoming a successful children’s author so…

But they did change (well, mostly Nick). Nick was always basically just there, and that was one of the problems: Jess wanted him to make plans and *try* and he didn’t. But now he owns a bar and actually gives a crap about his life. He ended his relationship with Reagan because he felt they didn’t communicate enough;…

IT’S FURGUSON! Not Ferguson.

My main takeaway here is that Teen Vogue is not letting nobody get away with NOTHING. And now that there’s finally a more-than-just-decent major fashion rag out there, it went to bimonthly and may merge with the largely content-ruined Allure, *sob* (still grateful to have it at all, though)

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

This sums up my feelings about people justifying their choice to leave NYC by writing ad nauseum about it and wondering aloud why people stay, aka, don’t make the same choice they made:

April Fools Day is just a sanctioned day for assholes to lie and embrace their asshole nature.

That’s fucked up and I am picturing the kids on the editorial board laughing about it. In my head they are all wearing blazers and loafers and look like Paul Ryan.

I’m very glad for once to be grey, because I can admit down here that it didn’t occur to me until this very moment that of course that’s an April Fool’s “joke.”

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Pom Squad: What Happens When the Cheering Stops?

I will star that as I groan.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.