Shit, at least Super Mario Bros had the excuse of being made in a time period where wonky, disjointed, and Jim Carey movies were very popular.

It was foretold that someday something would come along to make the Super Mario Brothers movie look amazing. Rejoice brothers and sisters, that day has arrived!

Does Robotnik blame Sonic’s condition on vaccines?

Not everyone has full coverage. Not sure of the laws in Canada, but in most US states the mandatory insurance required (Collision Insurance) covers only the damage you do to others’ cars and property should you have caused an accident.

OF COURSE it’s some dude targeting a woman. 

I’m pretty sure they are all about hate crimes against anyone who isn’t a WASP, or disagrees with their hate filled rhetoric.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Considering my generation (the dreaded Millennials) are the least married people ever, I doubt he took into consideration all us single income households? Am I supposed to quit and .... then what?

Um, he meant your face.

You have my vote and tell me where to send campaign contributions!

No, he was completely sincere. I asked him to get me a washcloth and that’s when he told me about his pure protein knowledge. I think he was kind of right, actually, and semen is, after all, a natural substance, but I’d never heard (before or since) that it could be part of a man’s skin-care regimen.

THIS. And these days women have to work outside the home to pay the fucking bills.

See, I can’t help but read that has Robert Pattinson.

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

Every time I think there’s got to be a a bottom to this barrel...

Ummm. Okay. I’ll play.

If he REALLY wanted parents to have more time for their kids he’d advocate for shorter work days, more paid vacation time, more paid sick and family leave and a higher minimum wage.

Well, from this working mom who is presently lounging without a bra and giving her kids some couch potato time after a very long week, fuck you Robert Patterson.

Goddamn.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.