You will own nothing and be happy.

1st Law of Existence: Gravity, entropy, death and taxes are inevitable and inescapable.

If he’s afraid they’ll “plant memories”

Dude I think your dad might have molested your brother.

Yes, it was all about those dumb libruls making kids feel like they mattered and has nothing to do with decades of Big Oil, Big Tobacco, and Big Church deliberately poisoning the well whenever scientific concensus makes them uncomfortable.

How many magazines fit in that machine gun clip?

“Her body makes me listen to her and think of her as a person AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!”

This is what I needed to start my day. Thank you.

“The system was not designed to handle bad faith actors with few scruples and enough power and money to build pseudo-intellectual and pseudo-journalistic structures to enable them.”

“If Duke Johnson plays 10 games for Houston, the Browns will owe them a third-rounder.”

Months. It will take months.

They seem inspired by the British East India Company: completely amoral with their own army, and a mandate to do as they please so long as it doesn’t impact royal interests (or in Star Wars, the wealthy core systems).

Need to assemble a fact-finding committee to investigate the accusations made against the Trade Federation.

If he acknowledges that Nazi Germany wasn’t just a unique one-time aberration in history, he can’t sit across a desk and smile at the actual fascists he needs “access” to without knowing he’s part of the problem. Hence the mental gymnastics.

I’m struggling to see the dev’s position.

“Oh shit! We might move extra units at no per-unit loss to us! More people will play our game, and no massively online game wants that!”

So the startups that wanted to skirt regulatory regimes, disrupt markets and do their thing without approval and ask forgiveness later, are now crying foul that another disruptor is doing exactly that to them.

In soccer this kind of shit gets your fanbase banned, if not your whole team.

It doesn’t have to be. I’m watching a pro football team with a dinosaur nerd and a guy who air-drums to Phil Collins as their young cornerstones. Makes them that much more fun to root for.

When political correctness strikes someone honestly trying to have fun, they apologize.

So... the ownership of the restaurant industry?

Moving to Canada would probably be easier.