I’ll never miss a chance to post this:

Also, for some reason I am grey now.

There is a good chance McGregor could die in the ring. $100 is an expensive snuff tape considering liveleak is free.

I believe American League play is a superior product with superior players

No you wouldn’t. You’d want your work, for which you own the copyright on, to only be used as you agree to.

Drew, you are a national treasure. I mean that sincerely. Please never stop writing.

There’s nothing someone who wants to be offended can’t be offended by. Thank you for your contribution to outrage culture. You’ve done your job. It’s only a shame you chose to do it here instead of on twitter.

I know nothing at all about Karlie Kloss except that “On Wednesday we kode.”

That ballgirl (boy?) in the back bowling just makes this better.

Why always tennis? Why doesn’t this happen in baseball? I would pay good money to watch a pissed off Jose Bautista pull out a wallet and drop a twenty on the plate in front of angel hernandez or joe west after a characteristically terrible strike 3 call.

Because a lawsuit is pending, MLB can suspend him without pay so he can’t ump anymore, right? - Signed everyone who’s ever seen him fuck up a call. (everyone)

Lol 45. Not saying Trump doesn’t make him any less the president. Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.

I starred you. Good luck

He’ll be lucky not to die in the ring. Knocked out for sure.

Conor McGregor is going to die in the ring. I mean that in the literal sense. This needs to be stopped. Why would a state sanction this match?

Well, in this case Ronaldo took 0% of the penalty kicks. If he had been 1st, 2nd or 3rd, he would have taken infinitely more penalty kicks. Considering a goal counts the same regardless of when it was scored you would presumably want the guy with the best chance of scoring going first.

WRONG as pointed out by our current PM a Canadian is a Canadian. We even changed a law to make that true. You aren’t more Canadian than me or anyone else in Edmonton. Oilers suck, Eskimos suck, the Edmonton Fringe festival sucks, Whyte ave sucks, the Muttart sucks and you suck.

You’re not a Canadian. Nice try with the concern trolling though.

Were you trying to be clever? That’s what we call a swing and a miss.

I could do that, but if the vegas team didn’t exist I wouldn’t have to be upset with anyone. So fuck las vegas.