I hope you have one of those nacho hats.

Should have been Weird Al.

I read the emails. Most of the claims didn’t seem mischaracterized to me. In fact, the only thing that was really mischaracterized was that this was some sort of “hack”. It was a dope too stupid not to fall for a phishing scam, no hacking involved.

It’s pretty hilarious that Russia aimed to discredit Clinton not by making up lies, but by revealing the truth about her campaign and the DNC. I’m still not sure why there isn’t more outrage about the truths revealed than the way they were revealed. But I guess butthurt democrats haven’t gotten to acceptance yet.

Don’t let this lawyer represent you ever. If he’s “pretty positive” about something he’s clearly wrong about, you’re in for a world of hurt.

1st all time in home runs isn’t in, why should 7th be?

This is great. Please also keep a list of all the hate crimes that turn out not to be hate crimes but were actually done by the victims looking for attention.

It’s not a goal insofar as the goal of the year competition.

Offside and no where near as nice as Giroud’s. Also not eligible for goal of the year.

He can’t win the puskas for it.

Mkhitaryan’s was offside. Not really a goal.

LOL

The Chinese should take that cunt mike dean instead. Then shoot him and send his family a bill for the bullet.

Here’s the thing. What if none of this happens? What if Trump is an incompetent boob who gets voted out in four years without doing any real lasting damage. He spends his first two years trying to find his dick and the last two realizing he can’t govern by fiat. Then what?

Move to a rust belt state and vote there.

I always thought everyone who worked for Gawker Media was a gullible rube. Thank you for posting your slack chats and proving it.

Cheering for a team with lebron on it isn’t spiritually correct. How can you support a guy who rips off Plinko and pretends to be a television producer?

So you’d rather he didn’t apologize at all?

Outside of cathal kelly, there is no one in Canadian sports media whose take is less needed than sid seixeiro. Just shove a rotten cantaloupe into your ear and you’ll get the same effect.

Well, the support for an expanded arsenal would be replacing the ones he uses. So....